Today, my best friend jokingly blocked my number until I apply for a job. She is also supposed to be picking me up from the airport, so now I have no way to contact her to tell her what time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my friend. It wasn't until I got there that I realized I'd come on the wrong day. Her flight arrived yesterday, so that explains her radio silence for the past two days. I just thought she was in transit, but turns out she's pissed at me and wants me to pay for the Uber ride she had to take home from the airport. FML
Today, my best friend, who I speak to pretty much all day, every single day, started dating someone and blocked and ghosted me. I guess my only close friend wasn't such a good friend after all. FML
Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML
Today, my long distance girlfriend of 6 months, who landed in Canada last week, and for whom I was supposed to travel from Toronto to Vancouver next week to meet her for the first time, blocked me. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my best friend, who reckons I'm doing a terrible job at finding a boyfriend, has started giving out my number to all the men she thinks "look trustworthy" in the subway. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML
Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML
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Top comments
dca101 23
You can't borrow a phone anywhere at an airport?
socialproduct 19
You guys are probably on some kind of social media. Shoot her a message on FB or Instagram (or whatever the two of you are into).
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Comments (42)
djurmel89 30
Is she retarded or something? Stupid immature chick. Not funny at all. I would be so angry and make her life living hell.
Dr_Lily_fml 17
You sound sane.
RealityGap 9
You can probably find a payphone at the airport.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Are you sure it's a joke?
simongren 5
If you can't borrow a phone or contact her on social media then call a cab.
weveallbeenthere 30
dial anonymously, use someone else phone, use a pay phone, send up a smoke signal, hire a taxi, beg for a ride, hitchhike or take a bus.
Pokemonguy 7
We'll, **** you
nanner6206 24
We will? Who exactly is "we"?
pockleboy 7
You can't call a friend who has her number to tell her you are ready for pickup.
dragoongirl90 34
"Jokingly"? Or maybe she is serious and is telling you she is sick of your last ass.
drfaiss 3
Are you sure she blocked you jokingly , or were you planning to sleep over and layover
KillMePlsKThx 7
use your moms phone.