Today, my best friend jokingly blocked my number until I apply for a job. She is also supposed to be picking me up from the airport, so now I have no way to contact her to tell her what time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my friend. It wasn't until I got there that I realized I'd come on the wrong day. Her flight arrived yesterday, so that explains her radio silence for the past two days. I just thought she was in transit, but turns out she's pissed at me and wants me to pay for the Uber ride she had to take home from the airport. FML
Today, my best friend, who I speak to pretty much all day, every single day, started dating someone and blocked and ghosted me. I guess my only close friend wasn't such a good friend after all. FML
Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML
Today, my long distance girlfriend of 6 months, who landed in Canada last week, and for whom I was supposed to travel from Toronto to Vancouver next week to meet her for the first time, blocked me. FML
Today, I found out why my sister hasn't been answering my texts or phone calls. Her husband blocked my number on her phone. FML
Today, my best friend, who reckons I'm doing a terrible job at finding a boyfriend, has started giving out my number to all the men she thinks "look trustworthy" in the subway. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML
Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML
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Top comments
dca101 23
You can't borrow a phone anywhere at an airport?
socialproduct 19
You guys are probably on some kind of social media. Shoot her a message on FB or Instagram (or whatever the two of you are into).
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Comments (42)
slavka012 11
Facebook, gtalk, whatsapp, Skype? No, nothing? Public phone in the terminal? Call mutual friend to relay the message? All signs of ydi...
Exsequor 14
So you don't have mutual friends, social media accounts, a phone to borrow, or a pay phone.... Alrighty then
rockeditionbarbi 14
Facebook? Email? Whatsapp? Go to a pay phone? Borrow someone's phone? Text a mutual friend and ask them to pass on a message?
abNormal62 23
Maybe getting a job now seems like a bigger priority than travelling now? She would have had her number unblocked and if she didn't you would have had the cash or the ability to have gotten yourself home
worldclassrager 41
Payphone...or borrow someone else's phone...and if all else fails use a cab or über...
whynot159 9
I wouldn't call that a best friend.
TheBiggerBoot 7
Jokingly? How do you know that?
LauraAreias 10
Payphones don't exist anymore?
brezzyanna 17
Take a cab to her place and make her pay
jessphilips17 4
Hey OP, you can't actually literally block someone's number. If you had put your number on private you can call anyone who has you 'blocked'