Love: Today, my best friend asked me to be his girlfriend. Out of pure...

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By joke master - 21/07/2016 12:20 - Australia - Kurunjang

Today, my best friend asked me to be his girlfriend. Out of pure shock i replied "is this a joke?" Turned out i wasn't. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 415

You deserved it 84

Summer: Sun, Sea and Blunders
Summer anecdotes where the sun shines... and blunders are never far away! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

YaBoiSeabass 15

Friday 22 July 2016 3:52

Wait ok the wording on this is tricky, did you say "is this a joke" and then it turned out not to be?

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 22 July 2016 15:58

Hope you sorted it out, especially if you like him too - don't waste the chance on a misunderstanding.

Comments

DToast 19

Friday 22 July 2016 3:24

So close to being published on the main page :(

YaBoiSeabass 15

Friday 22 July 2016 3:52

Wait ok the wording on this is tricky, did you say "is this a joke" and then it turned out not to be?

nonamebranding 12

Friday 22 July 2016 7:09

That's sweet, not an FML

Unlucky1232 20

Friday 22 July 2016 7:32

so?..... what? i dated my best friend this isn't an uncommon thing.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 22 July 2016 15:58

Hope you sorted it out, especially if you like him too - don't waste the chance on a misunderstanding.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Money Transportation Annoying Miscellaneous Parents Pregnancy Health Embarrassing Poopoo peepee Relatable Anger Hospital Periods Parenting Kids Drunk Love Marriage Family Awkward NSFW Sex Intimacy Relationship advice Stalker ACAB Cops Mysterious Airport Cars

The Top

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 636

You deserved it 2 569

Today, someone in my 8-floor appartment building got an airhorn. They seem to enjoy using it. I can't work out where they are. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 698

You deserved it 3 128

Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 104

You deserved it 2 854

Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 001

You deserved it 47 328

Today, I'm in the coronavirus-vulnerable group, so I asked my friend to go shopping for me because I'm in need of food and toilet paper. They came back with a bag of icing sugar, even though food and toilet paper were available in the shop. Forty minutes later, the shelves were stripped bare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 818

You deserved it 231

Today, I went to the orthopedist resulting from an incident last Sunday during a baseball game. After crushing a hit into right field, I slid into second base, making it thankfully, toppling over the base. The orthopedist needs a STAT MRI about a possible torn ACL and a possible torn MCL. We also lost 22-1. FML

I agree, your life sucks 347

You deserved it 147