Anonymous
United States
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0
The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.
lovemyE8 0
This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL
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Comments (171)
bbq45 0
lol pwnt by the kid! fyl.
akiro525 3
wow, thats a keeper right there.
24788 7
lol, he's just looking out for you.
lakeylove 0
So that's not that bad if you really need one. My mom needs a man cuz she's single.
starvingxartist 0
lol freud.
jollyholly414 0
that's harsh to hear from ur son...
curryndricegirll 0
Whatever guys. I think it's cute. I mean, he'll obviously outgrow it.
nooneknowsmyname 0
i don't think your son said it a mean way like you can't get a boyfriend or something... i think he's thinking that you need someone to take care of you and to love you since i'm guessing you don't have a husband/father figure around. he probably just wants you to be happy!! and you go on FML complaining.. this should me more like a LML (love my life. yeah, i just made that up) that you have a son that wants you to be happy with somebody.
pikL3bOi 0
YDI get a bf LOL tht is hilarious tho
a2495 0
YDI for having a kid. And enjoy your incest.