Anonymous
United States
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0
The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.
lovemyE8 0
This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL
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Comments (171)
electroboy_fml 0
Booyah! Cute kid
karenmarie 0
It's just like our society, take a story like this and make it out to be perverted!!
Dogmaw 0
That's called love, honey. He's a good son who doesn't want his mom to be alone.
amy_shmamy 0
aww
DEATHx2 0
ha ha ha baby burn
Indiana_fml 4
Ouch, that hurt. That hurt badly. But it's cute nevertheless :)
ziqi92 0
burned by a 5 year old! wait, YOUR 5 and a half year old? ur own kid told u that u needed a bf? huh? what happened to daddy?
theskippster 0
Thats cute but very sad.
kimber_dh 0
Your child is freakin' awesome! FYL!
shutephanos 0
LOL.. your brother Rullez... That make me laugh!!! :D