Anonymous
United States
Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0
The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.
lovemyE8 0
This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL
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funsize003 0
#20, fail. you sound like a white trash middle schooler when you type like that, and your comment has no validity. go away. :)
fireandice92 0
Yay Oedipus complex!
crvenazvezda 0
very cute :) but if your 5 year old kid knows you need a boyfriend.... well its about time you got one.
alkyoo 0
Incest! You deserved it. If your 5 year old thinks you need a boyfriend then get one. That's pretty sad...
Shizden 0
Freud once said every man subconciously wants to have sex with his mother. Maybe your son wants to have sex with you conciously, too?
BaldOuting 0
you thought that was cute of him?
suckstobeyou3 0
Incest sure is adorable!
Talia070 0
Oh my .
lolololcheese 0
did somebody say OEDIPAL COMPLEX?!
missanica 0
#20: I'm so sick of people saying stuff like this, but I understand, you're 16 and you believe you know the way of the world! I remember having crushes on older boys when I was that age, it's perfectly normal and innocent! Kids say stuff like that exactly because they don't understand the dynamics of a relationship. Seriously, people, stop bitching, judging and being so ****** negative about everything!!