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Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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smchls 0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

lovemyE8 0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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Kitola 2

Hurray Oedipus Complex!

uneekfreak16 0

Oedipus Complex! (Gah, #11 beat me to it!) At least he didn't say you were too ugly to have a boyfriend or something along those lines.

yertsey 0

Freud will be amused.

Kamazar 0

... it's a fact of life that people need another person to "complete them" and all that jazz. How is this a FYL if he's telling you the cold, hard, truth?

kaydeets 0

haha aww thats so cutee. and harsh haha

paperfox_fml 0

#14, that's bollocks. o.O

sikanderimran 0

I was JUST studying the Oedipus Complex for my USMLE Step 1 exam. Cool, this will stay in my memory!

lil_ham1644 29

Have you ready the actual play? That'll really stay in your head. I read it in high school (about 7 years ago) & I still cringe.

pjunior89 0

wow sad thing is she is probably going to make her son do her when he is old enough. haha

smchls 0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

jaystreet46 4

Seriously! This is a super sweet thing for a kid to say, but ya, sad for mom. Hard enough being a single parent these days.

mido1992 0

WHAT A WORLD A 5 YEAR OLD KNOWING ABOUT BOYFRIENDS AND RELATIONSHIPS GREAT NOW PEOPLE HAVE SEX AT 13 AND BY THE TIME I WOULD POSSIBLY GET A CHILD (IM 16 ) THEY WILL BE HAVING SEX AT 5