Kids: Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that...

Anonymous 10 June 2009, 13:12 United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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smchls 0

10 June 2009, 20:29

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

lovemyE8 0

11 November 2009, 23:13

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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TheChelseaSays 34

28 February 2013, 07:45

Go to sleep

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

1 March 2013, 15:52

Anime creeps me out...

starw0lf 31

1 March 2013, 17:54

This is so cute and innocent. The boy doesn't know that it is not acceptable for a son to be a boyfriend to a mother yet. He just knows that his mother does not have a boyfriend. The illustration captures the mother's expressions quite nicely!