Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Keeping up appearances
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Helpful
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Hush
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
Hereditary?
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Top comments
null_fml 11
Your kid is setting attainable, realistic goals. Very good for a 7-year-old!
lettertjes 0
So. Your kid likes your hugs. And sees you as a rolemodel. That is not an FML, unless you never before realized you're fat, in wich case you're probably not too smart.
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Comments (125)
Slai_fml 3
Nooo not the future generations!
ode_2_jessegan 2
Totally valid excuse to never work out, right there. "You're telling me you don't want to shed a few pounds?" "What the hell's wrong with you, you want me to crush my kid's dreams!?" **not saying OP is fat because she's lazy, BTW - know how people love to flame =]
happyapy 16
Kids say the darnest things
yeahthatsmeee 10
at least she didn't say "when I grow up I never want to be fat like you"!
rabid_otaku 29
That's adorable.
733yoda_fml 19
It's a compliment!
gatorgirl7563 22
Well, it's the thought that counts and your kid obviously love you.