Missyangel
United States
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
poro123
United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
vanessax
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Crown Point, United States
Keeping up appearances
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
WellThen
United States
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
-_-
United States
Today, my wife told my 7-year-old son that he looks just like me. He began crying and said, "I don't want to be ugly like him." FML
me
Floresville, United States
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Big bootay
Helpful
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
furious parent
Hush
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
andy
United States
Hereditary?
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
parentof5
United States
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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null_fml 11
Your kid is setting attainable, realistic goals. Very good for a 7-year-old!
lettertjes 0
So. Your kid likes your hugs. And sees you as a rolemodel. That is not an FML, unless you never before realized you're fat, in wich case you're probably not too smart.
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tay44lor 0
well when I was little I walked up toa women at costco and said ooooo ur having a baby and rubbed her tummy turned out she wad fat!!!
mr3speed 0
quich'bitcin and loose weight you lazy ass
Hinagata 0
he's only seven. and awwwww. that's so sweet
shankapotamous15 3
at least it's not too terrible...he still wants to be like you.
ColdGold 6
Yes. Just like mommy.
heroinchic 0
Oh my gosh. NO joke, my sister said this exact same thing to my mom when she was about that age. My mom replied "don't worry, you'll get there soon enough." My sister started crying and screamed "No! I want it now!" [For the record: my mom isn't actually fat. She's 56, 5'7", 120lbs]
notyou123 0
why does ur child want to be fat?
girlslikeboyz 0
I think its cute ! There are alota fat ppl Yall !
manstie 1
Well your kid is most likely going to be fat if your fat, because only fat people feed their kids things that can get them fat.
mama5_fml 0
Your child loves you just the way that you are. Maybe your child was telling you this, and saying that he/she doesn't care what you look like. He/she obviousely thinks that you are beautiful, and you should too.