Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML
Today, I realized that my 14 year-old runs my home. She has her own room, while her 11 year-old sister and I (her mother) share a room. I literally have to get her permission to go anywhere as well. FML
Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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zolziski 11
This is a bit of a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with YDI for not taking more of an interest in your daughter's life and not insisting on meeting the parents the first time you dropped her off for a sleepover.
_PoPeYe__fml 0
FAIL!
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rustyrox 0
Her friend Kate probably has a brother... I'm sure her boyfriends parents didn't allow anything to happen and if there is a Kate she probably wouldn't appreciate your daughter going over all the time if all she was interested in was the brother. The friendship may get a little weird after the break up though!
17xVampx17 0
Ananamoose is the best troll ever lulz, those long comments show real dedication
Calaura9 0
You must be 26 from being pregnant at 13 and tricking your mother. Now you'll be a grandmother at 26 for being a stupid ass mother. If she isn't pregnant yet, get that trick on birth control.
doggie3 0
I don't know. It's probably her boyfriends house. Because if u have been driving her there for two years to have sleepovers with her friend, and you've never met her or her parents, then ibdobt know. Bit is your daughterbthe kind of person who would be having sex since she was 13?
js642222 0
how do you not know about your daughters friend kate when you've been driving her to "kate's" house for 2 years. I feel like you should have spoken to her parents a few times a 2 years of sleepovers.
knightknight 0
hasn't Kate slept over your place?
Ron24 0
YDI for not wanting to meet "Kate" and be a responsible parent
MadeOfAwesome 1
YDI for not meeting the parents and yw kid
thingymajig 0
i think this is irresponsible. i'm 14, and my mom meets all of my new friends, even if we just hang out for less than an hour. but you've been driving her for 2 years for sleepovers and never met "Kate"? although it's nice for you to allow your daughter to have her privacy about these things, you should've at least set up a meeting with her parents. unless her bf really is kate's brother. then never mind :)
gargoyle666 5
Maybe she's ******* Kate's dad. EDIT - dammit, someone got in first with that idea. meh.