Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, I feel like I’ve failed as a parent. My brilliant college-bound daughter is throwing her life and future away to play “step-mama” with her scummy dropout boyfriend. The loser is 17 with three kids but my daughter is absolutely smitten. Neither my husband nor I can make her change her mind. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend deliberately got pregnant, because they found out if she claimed to be a single mom, she could get a council house and free benefits, and then just move him in with her. They're both 15. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
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Top comments
booze_n_bitches 37
Time for some strict parenting! This is your chance to set her on the right path, to define the rest of her life :)
DaBayst 15
At least there's a spot for her on MTV.
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Comments (215)
wheresmymary 22
Great parenting you did there
lady_lipz 7
I'll definitely be praying for you all.
gintwinsmoore 20
She should go on the reality show "Teen Mom" then...
khoov19 20
wow...what a great display of parenting there...so for your next achievement are you going to run over the family dog or take your fish for a walk......FML for you means Failed My Life along with the traditional meaning as well!!!!!!!!!
Aimeejasmine 15
Jesus Christ mothers aren't permanent ****** vigilantes blame the one who spread her legs ffs how is this the parent's fault??
vvrobinson 4
Are you looking for people to say your life sucks? You deserved every bit of this. You're the parent, if you didn't spend so much time doing anything but raising you 14 year old, this wouldn't happen.
Chaosin 18
Yes, spend all of your time watching your kid instead of working to pay the bills to support said kid. Makes sense to me.. Not really.
myanichole 22
I'd have to disagree with this. It's usually the child's fault, even if the parent is an amazing parent. They have other things to do. They can't watch their child every minute.
vvrobinson 4
Sounds like you're one of those parents
Starfire950 5
And the parent of the year award goes to
SarahSehhati 40
hope everything goes well op :/
goddamnitswizzy 3
It's her own life. Yes, you should be concerned and give her advice, but in the end, you can't forbid her to leave.
Merylwen 24
This is a joke, right? She's a child. OP is the parent, they can very much forbid her to leave and actually it's their duty. And they should press charges against the boyfriend too, because that's statutory rape.
uhnevermind 24
Actually, they can. Their child is a minor and is legally forbidden to live on their own until they're of age in whichever state they live in.(Which certainly isn't 14.)
marked2 4
How old is the boyfriend
marked2 4
Did you talk to the boyfriends parents
chrisstachon 30
What every parent wants to hear