Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, I feel like I’ve failed as a parent. My brilliant college-bound daughter is throwing her life and future away to play “step-mama” with her scummy dropout boyfriend. The loser is 17 with three kids but my daughter is absolutely smitten. Neither my husband nor I can make her change her mind. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend deliberately got pregnant, because they found out if she claimed to be a single mom, she could get a council house and free benefits, and then just move him in with her. They're both 15. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
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Top comments
booze_n_bitches 37
Time for some strict parenting! This is your chance to set her on the right path, to define the rest of her life :)
DaBayst 15
At least there's a spot for her on MTV.
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Comments (215)
wakemeupplease 21
I really hope she was joking please say she wasn't serious!!!
Stuffaluffagus 25
Time for an ass kickin
cm1995_fml 10
What were you doing letting your FOURTEEN-year-old have a bf in the first place? YDI
limabeans101029 21
A lot of 14 year olds have "relationships". It usually isn't a big deal. Maybe OP didn't realise that it was a sexual thing. Or maybe she never told him that she had a boyfriend.
annie_zoo 27
can you not be such a judgmental asshole please.
ThePez828 18
Actually, it's not uncommon for 14 year olds to have sex. As unfortunate as that is.
limabeans101029 21
All the people saying OP has failed as a parent: Not necessarily true. I had sex when I was 14 (nearly 15, but still) and my mum and dad were absolutely wonderful parents. I had a lot of good sex education from both them and my school, and I still had sex at 14. It was something I wanted to do and so, being the stubborn teenager I was, I did it. I'm not saying it was a brilliant decision but it was a choice that I made and my parents were not at fault at all. You can't keep your eyes on your kids every single second of the day, especially when they get older.
ThePez828 18
Yep. If kids want to do it, they'll find a way. It has nothing to do with the parents. I can't believe all of the commenters blaming OP!
Roxas_hearts 27
Why would you do that
zimme2579 10
Was she serious?
elusiveshame 22
Great job at parenting
stxn3d 10
Wow. Just hope she has a change of heart. Show her support or its only going to get worse.
Ben14h 22
Sounds like some great parenting...
worldclassrager 41
Better than an abortion...if she does try to "run away" she'll be back real soon...
pickle682 17
Better than an abortion are you kidding me? No 14 year old should have a kid EVER
limabeans101029 21
125- In some situations, abortion is the best route.
drayloon 50
wasn't there a story circulating the internet about a kid leaving a note for his dad about something along these lines, then saying he was kidding and that there are worse things than the report card sitting on the table?