Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
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Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, I feel like I’ve failed as a parent. My brilliant college-bound daughter is throwing her life and future away to play “step-mama” with her scummy dropout boyfriend. The loser is 17 with three kids but my daughter is absolutely smitten. Neither my husband nor I can make her change her mind. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend deliberately got pregnant, because they found out if she claimed to be a single mom, she could get a council house and free benefits, and then just move him in with her. They're both 15. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
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booze_n_bitches 37
Time for some strict parenting! This is your chance to set her on the right path, to define the rest of her life :)
DaBayst 15
At least there's a spot for her on MTV.
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Comments (215)
mcstud33 6
Time for some strict parenting? Time for that is long gone
pickle682 17
If your 14 year old daughter is pregnant it's mostly your fault
ranger2867 16
This is by far one of the worse things a parent could hear
dragonrider1959 18
Literally a parents worst stereotypical nightmare.
PANDORUM89 21
those life goals doe
MnM0609 22
Okay. First, take her to the doctor and make SURE she's pregnant. Then, if she is, make sure she knows exactly what's going to happen. If she isn't, keep a good eye on her so it doesn't happen! She may just think she's pregnant. Could be a scare, or maybe she didn't even have sex. The things that go through kids' minds these days if they aren't properly educated on what it takes to get pregnant she may not have known he had to finish in her, let alone have intercourse. I've read about kids who get fingered getting scared. Who knows. But I would start with the doctor's because that's the best place to go first. Good luck. Let's hope she's faking for attention or didn't have sex. :(
Solano2580 24
Tell her than until she's 21, she can't go anywhere, and that her child has to live with the disgrace of having a teenage mom, and that she almost made both herself and her child live in poverty, and now lets talk about her future deadbeat husband. No doubt he'll leave the first chance he gets, and the daughter will defend him until it's too late, it happens too many times, make sure she is never left alone and i'd make sure the boyfriend never sees her and tell his parents, and show them her tests and everything, if they are understanding they'll set them apart, she'll be mad at you but it's better than having the scenario you described actually happen, if I were there I would do everything in my power to help you in this situation and the next.
ehllychan 10
The best that can be done if she really is pregnant now is probably talk it through with her and her boyfriend (and his parents) and make them really understand why that's a bad idea and if they really want to do that to wait at least until she's had her child and they have some proper savings, and explain why they should wait until they've both graduated high school since they'll need at least that for most jobs and they own that much to their child. In the best scenario, she'll come to understand the situation better by herself with time. It's hard, but being supportive and actually calmly talking it through will probably work a lot better on her than getting angry and trying to forbid and force her. If she feels she's been pushed away, she might just leave with the boyfriend (she already managed to get pregnant behind your back) and then feel like she can't come back or ask for help later.
kaitlin1234567 9
That's some Jerry Springer shit.
jack67_fml 14
Lol