Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, I feel like I’ve failed as a parent. My brilliant college-bound daughter is throwing her life and future away to play “step-mama” with her scummy dropout boyfriend. The loser is 17 with three kids but my daughter is absolutely smitten. Neither my husband nor I can make her change her mind. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend deliberately got pregnant, because they found out if she claimed to be a single mom, she could get a council house and free benefits, and then just move him in with her. They're both 15. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
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Top comments
booze_n_bitches 37
Time for some strict parenting! This is your chance to set her on the right path, to define the rest of her life :)
DaBayst 15
At least there's a spot for her on MTV.
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Comments (215)
skittleturkey 17
That's when you open a can called "whoop ass" on her
jdtractor2012 11
I was thinking a case of it. But hey, if its a big can, it'll work!
LilHottieInLove 25
I think it's time to remind her that life is harder than it looks. You should also contact the boyfriends parents and get this settled before it's too late.
ChatAlors_fml 16
That's definitely not something you want to hear from your daughter
bettyc4 26
You have clearly failed as a parent. Don't fail as a grandparent.
FMLusername969 21
THANK YOU NUMBER #38!
mzshannababy 16
I would suggest putting her on birth control after she has the baby and do not let her around her baby daddy without permission. seriously.
I_Bite 22
my little brother got a girl pregnant as a teen. they now have there own place, he has a full time job and she is working part time as a waitress and going to night school (when he is home to take care of the baby) just because he got her pregnant doesn't mean he will be a horrible person and father
ToastyTheBeast 4
Clearly you're a great parent.
alyssaks 11
My sis got pregnant at 14 . Then again at 16 and again at 19.she is a 21 year old who already has a kid in kindergarten, been through domestic violence (her ex is in jail now) and has a boyfriend that only keeps her around to watch his kids. When she told him he needs to help her, he told my sister "our agreement is we let u live here and u clean and cook for everyone"
RedneckNerd18 8
Your sister needs to get the heck out of there ASAP. That is not a healthy relationship. But then again, if she has 3 kids already by 21...I don't think shes learning what healthy is at this point
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's awful.
gabby_john_ 15
It's soon going to blow up in her face and it will be FHL
Dexter83_fml 17
Having intercourse with a person under age is illegal he can be done for that. Don't blame yourself you can't watch your children every second. As for the guy who commented "wow your a great parent" your a complete wanker
K3YB0ARDASAURUS 17
You're
Tander 16
Murder. I mean you still got time to make another one right?