Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML
Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Top comments
Mandy_fml 0
That's pathetic. Seriously. I know the manager was being an arse, but that doesn't mean you should act the same. You should carry some friggin change on you. Who walks around with just $50s then gets pissy about it?
harveywallbanger 0
How about you skip the honey mustard? What is wrong with you? And you acted like a baby on top of it. Way to go, slick.
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AshleyRose784 0
YDI enough said
amy_shmamy 0
why the **** would you do that?
overdriven07 0
hope the honey mustard was worth it
TinyTot13 0
So in order to get back at McDonalds for charging you, you stole their napkins and threw them in the air outside. Where the wind will just blow most of them away anyway and all you are really doing is littering and wasting paper. Congrats douche bag. Wouldn't a more effective way to get your revenge be throwing the napkins in the air inside the building, where they would remain until somebody had to pick them up? I hope they spit in your food.
suckstobeyou3 0
litter everywhere because you lost 21cents? grow up.
littlegolferboy 4
You totally deserve it, but I love how you used the phrase "the jerk manager". It sounds like something I would say.
foryoublue94 0
way to help the environment dude =P and lol that'd be pretty awesome for someone to record if it wasnt over 21 cents/honey mustard/mcdonalds. I'd love to see video of that until I was like "wtf...video?"
kelseysue92 0
Seti_fml 0
actually wendys has the same policy about charging for extra sauces that mcdonalds has. Most fast food places do. It's just that most workers dont abide by the rule and just give the sauces away for free.
pogoman555 0
Dude, I know how you feel. They charged me .50 for water the other day. I just didn't pay for it and said no water. Just don't give them your business.
Obwaban 0
Wow, you're such a baby. Were you never gonna break that 50? Was the honey mustard really worth it? Either start carrying your own change or carrying your own mustard, don't be a littering douchebag.
Silent_Harmony 3
Could it ever have occurred to you that some one unrelated to this incident has the clean that crap up? I hate people like you! I hope they stole something outta your wallet. You know, to pay for the cost of cleaning your little tantrum up....