Today, management told me that I couldn't have a doorbell on my door. How did they get my attention to tell me this? By ringing my doorbell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought noise-canceling headphones to block out distractions while working from home. They worked so well that I missed the doorbell, three phone calls, and a fire drill in my building. FML
Today, I dinged a desk-bell at head office and everyone burst into a round of applause for me. I was reamed by HR and served written notice to not ding the bell, because, "Only agents are allowed ding the bell, and only when they close a sale." Sorry, I didn't know about the bell guys. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I got locked inside my apartment due to the locking mechanism being stuck, so I had to call off work. They refused to believe me, and insisted that I be in on time or else there would be disciplinary actions taken. Maintenance wasn't available till 3 hours into my shift. FML
Today, someone knocked at my door. I saw it was my Mom, so I flattened myself against the door and tried to be as quiet as possible. I pulled my phone out and almost had silenced it before she called and heard the ringtone through the door. I had to invite her in and hear the usual "get married and have kids." FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, my mom realized that the "door" part in "screen door" doesn't block sound when she began to talk to our neighbours about how much of a failure I am. I heard everything. FML
Today, I got a notice on my apartment door that I'd received a package when no one was home, and it was left at the backdoor. I don't have a backdoor. FML
Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML
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Top comments
sens3sfailing 25
he sounds like a real ding dong.
Eliseopwns 22
Hey, then get an old fashioned knocker :3
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Comments (66)
bischkeboy 3
Lol. This reminds me of Telus. Like 6 years ago, I sent in a phone to get fixed. Then never heard back from them. After two months of waiting, I called to find out what was going on and they were like "it's back. We called you like 8 times." When I went to pick up my phone, it had 8 voicemails on my cell. They called me 8 times on the phone that I had.
Blurgas 16
I just wish people would use my effing doorbell. Every time I'm expecting a package I have to either get ahold of the landlord(USPS drops large stuff off in his office) or sit in near-silence because nobody seems to know how to press a button or knock harder than a kitten
bvcx222 6
Make the doorbell sound sound like a very angry dog so they will not dare go close to your house anymore in the future Grrrr.... Rofff Rooffff!
FweakofCydonia 40
My doorbell literally rang just as I was reading this....