Anonymous
United States
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Cold!!!
Steele, United States
Frozen
Today, thanks to a wonderful -40°F wind chill (I'm in the Midwest), I woke up this morning to a freezing cold house. I had to wear my shoes, a coat, and gloves. Indoors. For the whole morning and most of the afternoon. FML
Anonymous
Germany
The chills
Today, despite living healthy and being only 40, I have such pathologically cold feet that I can only ever be comfortable while either having them on a hot water bottle or taking a vigorous walk. Everything else feels about as cosy as standing in ice water. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Anonymous
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, I got a call from my roommate's mother, asking me to hide her flip flops so she couldn't wear them out in sub-zero temperatures. FML
Slippin'
Steele, United States
Steady as she goes
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Cold
United States
Just chilling
Today, my room was so cold that I actually had to wear a coat to enter it without feeling extremely uncomfortable. I have insulated curtains for this exact reason, but it looks like that won't do. FML
qwerty
United States
Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML
madeline9322
Canada
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
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kaprookie 3
Slipception!
firecopy 6
Heard of socks?
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Comments (81)
blunttobluntest 12
Heater. Socks. Shoes. Blanket. Hot Shower. I don't understand why you would put a slipper over a slipper.
jedielf 23
Okay, agreed with the socks and the blanket, but the effect of hot showers don't really last and maybe the person wants to be a little enviro-friendly or budget-friendly. Or maybe they just can't be bothered getting out the heater - which isn't a defense, but who knows, really.
leadman1989 16
Did you wear a tuggie too? google "tuggie" ;D
ikickgingers 15
I wish I didn't.
Luke1717 0
Deal with it????? We have all been in the cold.
awesomelikethat 0
How is this an fml moment?
milfagawea 7
This is not a **** my life, it's a miner inconvenience
Cinn_fml 23
Minor. But, I suppose that it would be an inconvenience for miners too. :P
armywife0609 4
seriously so want not a big deal and definitely not fml worthy I'm cold to, and I didn't make a fml I put socks on and my slippers back on and
mizAJ 1
At least you have slippers! Think of all the people in the world suffering, dying from starvation.... And you're complaining about slippers? Really?
hellphone_fml 37
#61 your complaining in a comment? there are people starving in africa and instead of doing somthing useful you complain in a COMMENT about how bad this persons fml was u should like a major duche to me..
TahoeFMler 22
How the **** would you know what she does or doesn't do?? Bitching about an asshats comment took 15 seconds and no extra money. With her extra money and time, she may very well volunteer to the starving Africans or even Americans. **** off!
love_loveBTR 0
Lol . Awesome .
jedielf 23
Dude, forget slippers. Knee-high ugg boots are the way to go (not the "fashion" ones, the actual daggy-and-*******-PROUD ones that are reasonably-priced).
dancingqueen5678 1
Wow. Nobody cares.
ray365 10
How is this a fml. Get a life.