Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
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deathcab7 0
yeah but HE voulenteered. on their annaversery night. sooo that does suck, because he didnt have to go to work.
perdix 31
Take another guy to the expensive restaurant and you'll get off way before 2 am. Several times, if you are lucky! ;)
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gman79 0
he probbly gets paid extra, anniversary big whoop, inmates don't celebrate the date of incarceration
astro_plastic 0
Is a 'restarunt' just a very small eating establishment?
perdix 31
I like that one! ;)
jett_0621 0
Bullshit OP. Your boyfriends a jerk >> Anniversary is one of the most special day in a relationship. Shit he should've spent the dinner with you instead. An anniversary only happens once a year. Job comes very often. Just bullshit >>
Sinisin2010 0
Yeah but if you celebrate every anniversary then it just gets ridiculous, the girl wants a 1 month, 2 month, etc. Then at some point it's all about the focking ring, which is a whole different storm. He's probably testing you to see if you are too damn clingy to keep or he's cheating. If you want to get back at him for either of these crimes against women, call me, we'll use his credit card to pay for the dinner then go make your bed rock for a few hours!
Blink182ftw 0
oh BOOHOO!
benen 0
wow I'm sick of these crappy fmls they suck!
underpaid011 0
hey in this economy, just having a job is good. "volunteering" now means "I better say yes so the next round of layoffs does not include me".
rachohmy 0
May want to try spell check next time op. It's called a resturaunt.
rachohmy 0
fail
samantha_durano 6
sounds like he wanted to get out of it.
ajpx3 0
awwwe that sucks d be so upset! ppl are dicks nd bitches you didnt deserve tht! sorrrrry !
IllegalLight 0
hey... it's hard economic times. late shifts get better pay. maybe now he'll have more money to spend for the two of you. it's not the end of the world. there's always next year, but if you act like this then there won't be one.