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Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML

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Patient needs routine blood investigations; medical student needs more experience. That's the gist of it.

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Well, after dealing with that, you should be able to deal with everyone else no problem!

I'm guessing you earned enough experience to take blood from any other patient there then!

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Tell him you're the devil and you're gona consume his soul.

Omg I'm a Med Student at bham too!

Sick him on the doctor next time.

Should have played along :)

lucyinthesky420 10

This made me LOL.

made you a Little Old Lady? I'm so sorry!!! :(

Best way to learn!

BrianAlarcon 0

Lol

kurlyfries222 0

Sounds like you're the paranoid schizophrenic! The doctor is not out to get you!

Ha ha ha that is funny funny stuff

hey I draw blood too! its scary getting those kind of patients sometimes. I feel ya! hang in there.