Pouya
United States
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
damngurl
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
patate
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
NotJobbing
London, United Kingdom
Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML
thesixth
Kenya
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
unemployed
The Colony, United States
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
Jobless
Malaysia
Can't win
Today, my boss wanted to promote me to a managerial position. I declined the position, saying that I don't think I'm ready and experienced enough for that role. I was then fired instead for not accepting the promotion. I was fired for being honest. FML
Top comments
ideasrule 13
Don't know what I think about this, but if it were my first day as promoted manager, I'd try to impress people as much as possible.
kellanlvr 1
that's why you shouldn't be tardy -___-
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Comments (76)
Kitten16 0
I agree with #51... Some1 probably had it out for you!
naximus93 0
Not the sharpest tool in the box now are we, OP?
peachezthelette 22
Who's fault is it for being late? Hmmm...?
peachezthelette 22
31 took the words right outta my mouth! They shoulda posted WHY they were late.we need a legitimative answer. YDI
magicstar 0
YDI apparently the job didn't give a **** about the job enough to be punctual
BonJovi821 3
I have no idea what you just said.
mailreau 0
Ww
emotive_fml 0
I'm sorry OP that you lost your job. I think everyone has been there at least once. But I have to say YDI for not being on time. If you ended up being delayed... You should have called your boss and said something about it. You can never be to careful.
melyeah 9
wow after getting promoted you shouldve even got there early!
stephanyk2 7
Well, you shouldn't have been late.
xGraycloud 4
next time you get promoted, don't be late. just a little word of advice.