Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML
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Today, it was my birthday. My only birthday present was a cake that my dad bought from Walmart. Well, it sure looked tasty. The only problem: it had nuts on it. Guess what I'm highly allergic too? At least my dad told me he'd "tell me how it tastes." FML
Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents remembered that I loved German chocolate cake, so I awoke to a hot, fudge-filled chocolate cake with a slice cut out just for me. I've been lactose-intolerant for 8 years. As I cried, my mom handed me tissues, while eating the "Happy" part of my cake. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML
Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chef by profession. Not only did my family buy a cake from my bakery, I had to make it myself and inscribe it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. The worst part is, they asked money from me to pay for it. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML
Today, after my parent's forgot my 16th birthday, then rescheduled for two weeks later and forgot, fast forward to my 36th. My father, my husband, and my teen kids all forgot. I was told to relax and that they would make a cake, etc. No cake was made. Mom got me a food gift that I'm allergic to. It's been a few days. Forgotten again. FML
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anjyu22 0
Sounds like something my dad would do... dads are even worse than boyfriends about remembering that stuff. Trouble is you can't dump your dad.
Reyo 2
Well...considering it was her FATHER who should've been living in the same house with her for the last 17 YEARS...yeah, what kind of an idiot forgets something like that. It's like forgetting you have skin cancer.
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Comments (74)
SunlightVeins 0
It's muh birthday too! Happy Birthday.
McBadAss 0
To bad you're allergic to nuts. That must be hard on your boyfriends=(
LilaBear 2
I don't like nuts and my husband has no problems remembering, so I don't see how it'd be a big deal for boyfriends to remember an actual ALLERGY.
idiotkid 0
I think that was a ******** joke.
Mata_Hari 0
Proof that it's definitely MORE than the thought that counts. And by the way... technically they still spent money on the cake, they paid for the ingredients and not only that, they also had to make the damn thing as well. Just saying. Anyway, Happy 17th!
Joeboy777 0
wow... ur dad sounds like an asshole... lol ...:(
Joeboy777 0
wow... ur dad sounds like an asshole... lol ...:(
desireenicole 0
Oh my, yesderday was my 17th birthday x] But that does suck though.
22jrdn55 15
well happy birthday
padfoot_fml 0
So if you're allergic to nuts, does that make you a lesbian?
cursedcutiepi 0
LMFAO this made me laugh out loud, i love you :)
fatherpunk 1
Nuts on a cake taste bad anyways.
22jrdn55 15
hell no, theyre delicious i luv chocolate-n-nuts covered cake emmmmm
Gerinych 0
Hmmm... I turned 17 today too.
RingoManDingo 0
A very similar situation happened on last weeks episode of Accidently on Purpose CBS 830/730c.. pretty hilarious!
jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
That's oddly specific.