Today, it transpired that my mom has been spending her stint in prison trying to play matchmaker for me, going so far as to call one of her finds, "good breeding stock". Apparently, I don't already have enough criminals in my life; last September I was the only member of my family of 5 not locked up. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
Haha!! Thanks for the support and funny comments! I am a guy and these people she talks about are women and aren't there for anything violent. A few of them have drug/alcohol problems and the rest like to steal things which are also pretty much the same things my entire family did to get locked up at the same time along with some other stuff I don't feel like listing. The sad part is that some of them seem better then the semi-insane girls I usually end up talking to.
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Welshite 40
Monopoly does that to people. I end up in jail every time too.
Roskosity 22
Wow. Jail birds of a feather...
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5sonic 22
What the **** could all of them be in for?
RoseBlack123 37
Find someone decent, then run OP, run...
Mackay92 14
I'm sorry but what the **** is going down with you're family??
pmadNess 16
They like to live on the wild side!
Mookiisfabulous 15
Oh boy, I can image the phone calls from her. Mom: hey, I found the perfect wife for you Son: umm... Should I dare ask what she did to be put in jail Mom: oh, nothing serious... Just murdered her husband- *disconnected* Hello? Son?
pmadNess 16
But she has a great personality, son!
marlenoysis 7
Sounds bad but you need to move away as far away as you can start a new life so try don't drag you and end up like them. Good luck.
Steve95401 49
The family that does time together stays together.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Stay on the straight and narrow cause no one else will be around to bail you out. And stay out of your fam's extracurricular activities as much as possible. Matchmaking, not no but hell no. They aren't exactly known for making good decisions.
lowshadows 21
Look at it this way! You're probably getting a strong tattooed guy who know's how to kill instead of a fat pedophile. That is, if you're a girl.
CheeseHater 23
Thats ****** up, man.
Grand_Cookie 21
Haha!! Thanks for the support and funny comments! I am a guy and these people she talks about are women and aren't there for anything violent. A few of them have drug/alcohol problems and the rest like to steal things which are also pretty much the same things my entire family did to get locked up at the same time along with some other stuff I don't feel like listing. The sad part is that some of them seem better then the semi-insane girls I usually end up talking to.
GRgoldfish 19
well it couldn't hurt to date one of them... right?