Today, it transpired that my mom has been spending her stint in prison trying to play matchmaker for me, going so far as to call one of her finds, "good breeding stock". Apparently, I don't already have enough criminals in my life; last September I was the only member of my family of 5 not locked up. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21
Haha!! Thanks for the support and funny comments! I am a guy and these people she talks about are women and aren't there for anything violent. A few of them have drug/alcohol problems and the rest like to steal things which are also pretty much the same things my entire family did to get locked up at the same time along with some other stuff I don't feel like listing. The sad part is that some of them seem better then the semi-insane girls I usually end up talking to.
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Welshite 40
Monopoly does that to people. I end up in jail every time too.
Roskosity 22
Wow. Jail birds of a feather...
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Comments (73)
mnmolino 14
Go get some!!! Who cares about crime?
SynysterNero 20
Yea get some who cares if he/she is a rapist or murderer
kiswani_anas 4
A female rapist... Hmmm??? As as 'she' doesn't have an Adams apple
HarrisonVR 17
yeah because you need an Adam's apple to rape someone.. not something like a penis
RainbowDashie140 12
Women are capable of raping as well.
pmadNess 16
Since OP doesn't state their sex, and I've never heard of coed jail, nor opposite sexes mingling in the rec yard, I'd feel safe to assume it's a female the mum is talking about. And that term is usually used to describe women...
NickaPLZ 26
Run. Run far away.
gracehi 33
Hey, criminals need love too, lady!
gracehi 33
On second thought, you must be a man, because your mother must, be searching for a partner for you in a female prison, and, if you were a lesbian, "breeding stock" probably wouldn't be an issue, not without medical intervention. So, let me rephrase: "Bad girls are animals in the sack!"
Pleonasm 36
The old ball and chain, eh? Except in this case it will take a more literal turn... Just watch out for that shotgun wedding!
pmadNess 16
OP could end up with a life sentence in this situation...
profoundkisses 18
Awwww!
michaelm1290 23
Rule 76: No excuses, play like a champion.
chanellgymnast 17
Stay positive OP. Keep doing what you're doing!
ohgeejosee 19
What is he doing? Lol
Vidrill 22
It takes a really strong character to manage to stay out of trouble, when you grow up under these circumstances.... I am glad to see that there's people that can tell right from wrong even then. You have my respect and support OP!
3rdbass 9
When you go to jail, you lose your job. When you lose your job you end up having to find some means to support yourself. If said income is illict then you'll end up back in jail. It's a vicious cycle.
petergozinya37 8
It is possible to divorce your family.