Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to admit that I hate the wedding dress that I've designed. My wedding is in a week. FML
Today, I realised that despite all my careful Christmas preparation, there is one thing I forgot to get. The gift for my wife, which I should've picked up from the shop I ordered it from. It’s sat in that shop right now at 7pm on Christmas Eve. I’m a dead man tomorrow morning. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my two closest friends declared that they hated each other. They're my bridesmaids. The wedding is in three weeks. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
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khorstmye 15
Weddings are not supposed to be fun or easy! They follow Murphy's Law, what can go wrong will go wrong!
Coland 19
I think she won't mind as long as you are there, right?
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Comments (63)
thisguy22 33
That's the universe telling you something... I can't quite figure it out though.
SarinatheHyena 16
I like to think that your cats are doing all this stuff trying to prevent you from going. That all does suck though, but its not like you ruined her wedding. I'm sure she'll be just as grateful for the gift a bit later!
ber4fun 23
Cats that chew thick paper? Is the card covered in strings or ribbon by chance?
derangedplanet 23
possibly lace or doilies.
CrazyChiC42 10
I've had cats chew on blank poster board for a school project before. The cat literally ate my homework lol.
abbssterss 14
Everything that could've gone wrong went wrong. I say **** it don't go ??
FalloutScrolls 25
That would just be rude. Sometimes you just have to make the best of a bad situation.
FalloutScrolls 25
If it weren't for bad luck, you'd have no luck at all, it seems. Sorry, OP!
finalyearsofhate 22
Sounds like you've got some serious shopping to do.
deguwrangler 7
That sucks... but wouldn't you have preferred to buy a dress in a shop though? Then you could've tried it on and buy it without worrying about this kind of problem happening, especially if it's for an important date. :/
writerchic85 26
Get your money back for the dress
writerchic85 26
Sorry. Hit the wrong button. Get your money back for the dress if you can. Give the gift to your friend when it comes. I'm sure she will laugh about it!
MrDonSalvetti 27
Omg! En FML us dr Schwiiz! So guet! Duet mer aber echt leid. Mängisch goht immer alles ufs mol schief... Hoff es längt no bis morn, irgendwie :/ Translation for non-german speakers: (Omg! A FML from switzerland! So awesome! But I'm sorry to hear that OP. Sometimes it goes all wrong at once... I hope you get the stuff done until tomorrow, somehow)
rainbowsRlove 15
when it rains it pours. never order something online you need for a specific date unless you order WAY in advance I've learned my lesson there before. it'll come the day after the wedding lol the gift she'll understand...hopefully. the card is no biggie except for your cats might wanna get them checked.