Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
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Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, it was me and my wife's anniversary. I spent it consoling her as she cried over a man she loved 20 years ago. They never even dated. FML
Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, my wife forgot our anniversary, and since she always makes me suffer when I forget, I made a fancy 4-course meal in our living room, wearing a suit and tie to really rub it in that this time she forgot. Turns out I got the right date, but wrong month. It’s next month, and so… my suffering begins. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my husband told me that for our anniversary he will be watching the UFC fight, because it is, "one of the biggest events ever and he just can't miss it." Apparently, our one-year wedding anniversary is not as important. To add to it, he said we should watch it together. Very romantic. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
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Pleonasm 36
And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.
QQMorePlox 18
...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!
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Comments (87)
jordanlite 16
She sounds like a classy lady.
Daddymo 14
You mean Ex Wife?
MidnightMusic53 37
That's a piss poor excuse for her to bail on your anniversary. It only happens once a year, she had plenty of other days she could have done her stupid idea. I hope you sat down and had a talk with her to find out if your marriage is still going to work if she always puts herself before you. Even if she doesn't, you still ought to have a talk with her and let her know that this was unacceptable. Being a flake isn't "hot" or "cool."
Treveyon56 14
Finally a found someone who actually agrees. Not to sound sexist or anything, but I've seen when a guy does this and people says he was a horrible person.
tj4234 36
Holy shit. I would be going there with her. Sounds like an amazing date.
capscorner01 5
Man that's just messed up. U actually remembered the anniversary and she didn't even bother to be a part of it. Completely out of the ordinary if u ask me
DenverWRX08 8
To be honest......that sounds a lot more exciting than anything you could have possibly had planned.
termin8tor786 10
She is a keeper!
Zomg_Okay 27
You're five years late on the dating advice there.
itsbrandoyo 12
That's a hardcore bitch.
Citronnelle_fml 9
Did you at least warn her in advance? That was not very nice of her to not let you know she had other plans for your anniversary day, but then again...
TheDistance567 10
Why should he have had to warn her? I feel like it's a pretty standard thing to reserve your anniversary day for your significant other. She shouldn't have had any other plans. Plus a lot of people love to surprise their spouse on their anniversary.
Kbaby84 3
Seriously.....I'd have chosen a fight club anyday to a romantic dinner. Lmao. You should have taken her cue and followed suit. She sounds spontaneous and adventurous which could be a really great advantage for any marriage. Honestly....Go have some fun....live a little!
RogueWarrior869 23
She bailed on their anniversary. That is mean and disrespectful, and I doubt he was invited along since she ran off with them to go fight.