Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
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Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, my wife forgot our anniversary, and since she always makes me suffer when I forget, I made a fancy 4-course meal in our living room, wearing a suit and tie to really rub it in that this time she forgot. Turns out I got the right date, but wrong month. It’s next month, and so… my suffering begins. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my husband told me that for our anniversary he will be watching the UFC fight, because it is, "one of the biggest events ever and he just can't miss it." Apparently, our one-year wedding anniversary is not as important. To add to it, he said we should watch it together. Very romantic. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
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Pleonasm 36
And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.
QQMorePlox 18
...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!
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Comments (87)
xAkonz 10
Fight club sounds way cooler than a romantic dinner. I'd bail too.
cottoncandymango 17
Cheer her on!
alexsandria83 18
She sounds pretty bad ass even though she broke the 1st rule of any good fight club
Adm_Twigs 19
Totally disobeyed the first rule... And the second one!
ImAFaker 29
Don't forget the third too
sailorzoe 14
Don't be such a bitch. Your wife seems way cooler than you. Grown some balls.
blackphoenix0010 8
Right, he's a bitch for wanting to celebrate his anniversary with the woman he loves, and should be out catering to her every whim. Bitches be crazy, 'specially you.
speshlk37 13
This is the only valid excuse I can think if for a wife bailing on such an event.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
She broke rule 1 and 2 right off the bat.
tehdarkness 21
Did she mention this event before? Did she invite you along? If not then it sounds like the marriage needs work. Are you always romantic like that or are you neglectful?
GrinchFu1 27
Um... That's actually pretty cool, and I'm not gonna lie, it's kinda sexy too. Maybe I'm weird...
davincidasecond 24
No, I pretty much feel that way too :) as long as it's not against me ...
kurodansei 16
Well now you've got somewhere to go to vent your frustrations. It's officially ass kicking time. If you win I'd like to think it'd make her horny as well. Gotta bang to bang bruh.