Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, it was me and my wife's anniversary. I spent it consoling her as she cried over a man she loved 20 years ago. They never even dated. FML
Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML
Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML
Today, my wife forgot our anniversary, and since she always makes me suffer when I forget, I made a fancy 4-course meal in our living room, wearing a suit and tie to really rub it in that this time she forgot. Turns out I got the right date, but wrong month. It’s next month, and so… my suffering begins. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, my husband told me that for our anniversary he will be watching the UFC fight, because it is, "one of the biggest events ever and he just can't miss it." Apparently, our one-year wedding anniversary is not as important. To add to it, he said we should watch it together. Very romantic. FML
Today, I found out that my husband asked out another woman on a date five days before our 11th anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
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Pleonasm 36
And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.
QQMorePlox 18
...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!
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Comments (87)
HumanWiki 8
Dude, you're married to a dude.
buckdharma 38
Our 1st match on the under card, a bare knuckle exhibition, fighting out of the Burly Gates Retirement home, The Congealed Shadow...
Agrith 19
Wow. I've seen other FMLs where it was someone's husband doing something like this, but never the wife.
jdrappi 12
Bad ass wife
mosquito19 14
you need to go buy some vagisil.
emuexport 4
Chick fights, definitely sexy :):):)
driinkbleach 18
Your wife sounds awesome
copy_tht_jojo 12
At least you ain't forget ya anniversary.....most men do
womenRpsycho 3
That is amazing!! and also really sad... because they obviously broke the first rule
carecow 16
Sounds like she got a sense of what's fun. You could have joined!