Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, it was my birthday, so when I woke up, I came downstairs yelling, "ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY, IS A BIG BOOTY HOE," only to find that my family had thrown me a surprise party. All my grandparents were at the bottom of the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
jetsown08 21
Balloonophobia, that's something you don't see often!
whyisitincapital 25
Were there Nicolas Cage faces printed on each one of them?
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Comments (78)
Cap_Chan 5
Don't worry. It happened to me too. Only difference was mine was at 3 in the morning and I pissed myself. Moral of this story: Place balloons accordingly, and not outside someone's door where they may see it when they wake up to go to the bathroom.
pmadNess 16
Where's the fun in that?
thatsdndn1 19
At least they remember ur birthday!
Xotoolyxo 16
Ask for a bunch of flowers next year instead, still a sweet gesture, they could've forgotten your bday completely
fmaae82 12
Did you scream out of fear or excitement?
Lilo4life 26
Well that escalated quickly...
Eiregal2 10
Ok, I must admit this FML did indeed make me LOL. the image it brought to mind was hilarious. I am very sorry for the fright that must have caused and the pain that followed,but thank you for the laugh! Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
cshell424 10
Did your mom think it was the dog?
1crabbygirl 10
ha ha, I get it. from the other fml, funny
EsOSiQueEs 14
Did your mom come running, thinking you were the dog?
Destro109 20
wow:(
slimashli 7
ummm pussy much?