FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
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amy397123 0
Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D
maggy_fml 0
that's sad
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Comments (350)
Lonely_Lez 0
FYI everyone, OP is a woman. Just so we're all clear. FML has all these neat new features, it's a shame more people don't take the time to appreciate them.
EMR_fml 0
Don't see how you know the OP is a she.
itsnotfair 0
it says 'woman' next to her name hint enough?
EMR_fml 0
Yes hint enough but I have bad eyesight and can't read the small print on this sight easily especially when it's light gray like the word woman next to the OP's name but thank you for pointing out where it was.
Travestie616 0
Get some glasses, moron.
Yatta_fml 0
If you have the iPhone app it doesn't have that info... Mind you, you also can't reply to FML posts from the app so people would have to be on the website version to reply, but anyway, just throwing it out there that it isn't that obvious to everyone.
nuclear 0
@73 That was a little harsh, don't you think?
curryndricegirll 0
#73, too bad your too much of a moron to understand sarcasm.
Endymion_fml 0
That's disgusting.
Iwannabetreo 11
Btw., guys, SHE is fat. Try looking at her nickname? FattyMcFatterson
EMR_fml 0
How does the nick "FattyMcFatterson" indicate the original poster is a she?
mylittlecrow 0
It says she's a woman, right after her nick...
Iwannabetreo 11
My point in posting the name was to show, that she is fat - Because that has been discussed. Writing "SHE" is to mock the so many people who have written about her, as she was a guy. :]
EMR_fml 0
to 51 Thanks for pointing that out. I'm very near sighted and it's tough for me to read small gray print like that.
Iwannabetreo 11
Lol.
mishel 0
I don't think there is anything wrong with being fat if not for health reasons... so, please try to change your diet. :)
laurisshnazzy 0
Who needs a piggy bank when you have instant storage like this?
baileys82 0
some people have to check between the seat cushions for spare change, you just have to look between the fat rolls. i see this an advantage.
Ninjamasta 0
How is this an FML? You found a dime.
RustedMetal 0
HAHA
Nightfallz 0
go lose some weight then and stop complaining to us
scorpiogirl666 0
Hey, the dime could've fallen out of your ear!! Did you check the bathroom for creepy Michael Jackson looking magicians? That could indicate something.
lady307 0
haha thats nutts!!