FattyMcFatterson
United States
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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amy397123 0
Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D
maggy_fml 0
that's sad
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Comments (350)
JordyRox 0
Lol Thats Funny
mnell 0
That's awful. :(
Austine19 0
oinkoink mcfartknocker
sadlozer 0
LOL! I c wut u did thar. Wonder if anyone else will get the reference?
alex_vik 1
Today, I'm fat. FML Boo ******* hoo. GTFO
voveraite 7
For the poster above saying that fit people can get a dime stuck to them as well: only if you apply some glue to the skin, or they encounter a cloth barrier in their trip to gravity. No ton of sweat can do that. Sorry to burst your bubble ^^. OP: if you are so disturbed by this, as your nickname also suggests, then it's time to do something about it: not fad diets, but healthy eating *forever* plus a more active lifestyle. Just beating a dead horse, I know
penizulaface 0
ever put a coin in your bra? it sticks to your boob after you take your bra off. betch.
my_fml_account 2
#84 pics or it doesnt happen.
lawlfyl 0
yeah. but does it stay there until you take shower? or just until your sweat dries?
heyitsmegxx 0
Yah, I always put money in my bra, then forget about it until I take it off.
sallay 0
ive had that happen to me after taking off a bra lol i've found like dollars and even a twenty once 0.o
Suckstbeyou 0
be funny if you were at the store and pulled some loose change to pay lol I'd gag.
CallMeHush 1
OK that was gross. LOL 22,
Austine19 0
fat man eat a burger or 14
noshitsherlock 0
OMG... at least you can fit in the shower :-/ But yeah, you really should lose some weight if that happened... good lord. And #12... WTF NO, that doesn't happen to everyone. It would definitely NOT happen to "underweight/fit" people either. WTF is wrong with you?
trynightday 0
Wow, this isn't a FML at all! You just found an alternative to putting all your money in the bank - you lucky bastard! Well done for making a profit while you showered, fatty.
Iwannabetreo 11
Shut up and stop saying FML's arent FML's.