Today, in a big argument, my sister uninvited my mom to her wedding. Trying to comfort my mom, I rented Mamma Mia knowing she's wanted to see it for a while. Turns out, Mamma Mia is a mother/daughter feel-good about the daughters wedding. I had no idea, and my mom cried the whole movie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, it seems my mom didn’t believe me when I told her multiple times I was not going to my nasty bitch sister's wedding. Then she acted surprised and outraged when, shocker, I didn’t go, and has been leaving me texts and voicemails for over an hour. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my mom told me to be my sister’s maid of honor at her wedding or I’m out of her will. She says if I don’t go, I’m being selfish, and she wants to see her “baby girls” bonding one last time before she dies. I would gladly go if my sister wasn’t marrying my ex-husband, who cheated on me with her. FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
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Chvdl 0
Read the back of the box
betsymonty 0
F your sister's life. She'll regret that one day. You did your bes... .except that maybe you should have read the back of the box.
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Comments (150)
kristindabomb 12
Aww poor mom. :(
Ibeapirate 0
Genius.
Islander_fml 5
Wow, this reminds me of my old youth pastor and his wife. She decided they should watch "Brokeback Mountain," and that he'd like it because it was about cowboys, and by some odd and unexplainable accident, they didn't know it was a gay love story, so 20 minutes in they got the surprise of their lives! :D I mean, really. Shouldn't it be obvious just by reading the back cover? Unless you got it from Netflix? But even then... YDI times a thousand.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
How in the hell did you not know that?! I have no intention of seeing that movie and I know what it's about. Tell your mom to go to the wedding anyway. You just know that if she doesn't she and your sister will feel terrible about it forever.
BlondePsycho 43
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT? DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE? THE POSTER HAS A WOMAN IN A WEDDING DRESS ON IT!
louisianagrrrrl 0
YDI for not reading the back of the box
dazzleme 2
"Today I realized how badly I failed at raising my kids. FML"
xWhereswaldo 0
How the hell do you not know Mamma Mia is about a wedding. It's uber famous.
circayouandme 0
Good job!
tangello 0
how the hell did you not know that?! It's been advertised only a billion times!!