Today, in a big argument, my sister uninvited my mom to her wedding. Trying to comfort my mom, I rented Mamma Mia knowing she's wanted to see it for a while. Turns out, Mamma Mia is a mother/daughter feel-good about the daughters wedding. I had no idea, and my mom cried the whole movie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, my mother thought it would be a wonderful idea to make me late for me own wedding. It wouldn't be so bad if she hadn't focused solely on my sister because my wedding didn't center on her. The sister in question snubbed being my maid of honor over a year ago, and just decided to randomly show up. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, it seems my mom didn’t believe me when I told her multiple times I was not going to my nasty bitch sister's wedding. Then she acted surprised and outraged when, shocker, I didn’t go, and has been leaving me texts and voicemails for over an hour. FML
Today, my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too much about me. After I begged her to reconsider, I had no choice but to pick a new bridesmaid. When my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook how excited she was, my sister commented, "See, you made HER feel special." FML
Today, my mom told me to be my sister’s maid of honor at her wedding or I’m out of her will. She says if I don’t go, I’m being selfish, and she wants to see her “baby girls” bonding one last time before she dies. I would gladly go if my sister wasn’t marrying my ex-husband, who cheated on me with her. FML
Today, I got married and my mom refused to be there because my dad, whose guts she hates, was there even though I promised repeatedly that I would keep them apart. I couldn't do the mother-son dance. She keeps insisting that it was a "lapse in judgment." Yeah, like we're really going to be able to have a do-over. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
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Chvdl 0
Read the back of the box
betsymonty 0
F your sister's life. She'll regret that one day. You did your bes... .except that maybe you should have read the back of the box.
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Comments (150)
oloochi 0
aww that's soooooo sad! :'(
IsabellaRoseX 0
no offence but your sister sounds like a bitch. x
philopastry 0
"mamma mia" youre right, that doesnt sound like mum atall. Linguistics fails. Aww bless you though, it was a nice thought..
Otium_fml 3
It was a nice thought though... :/
sportsbabexox747 0
hahaha i love mamma mia!! but yer sister sounds like a bitch
MessyPaint 0
I have no idea what this movie is about either and didn't until I read this FML. Yes, I know the previews were on TV for months. No, I don't watch TV. Can you handle that, FML? Can you? Can your microcosm of an existence imagine a life with no TV? It has less to do with not wanting to watch and more to do with simply the fact that I don't have a TV, but if I really wanted one I could go and buy one. As for your sister uninviting your mother, well, I can imagine doing that in the heat of an argument. I love my mother very much but we have some really bad fights sometimes. It happens. I hope she reconsidered. FYL. All that said, I would have read the box simply out of curiosity myself.
marycjones 0
Yeah, your sister is an undeserving bitch.
misskris 0
EPIC FAIL
PamIAm1218_fml 0
Oh no!! LOL!! Great mother-daughter movie; exactly the WRONG movie for this particular moment. Read the back of the box next time ;D
pianodoctor 0
So the girl in the wedding dress or the description on the back didn't help you figure that out? Your sister is cruel, but you don't sound too bright here either.