alii2349
Brandon, Canada
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my pregnancy hormones were so bad, I broke down crying because my cat sat on my husband's lap instead of mine. FML
insert pussy pun, hurr durr
Hopkinsville, United States
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Anonymous
Waterville, United States
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Mur
HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Sprtsgeek13
Camden, United States
Welcome to the family!
Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML
Wtf is wrong with her
Toronto, Canada
Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML
Filly
Romania
Classic kitten move
Today, I thought my new kitten had gotten out, so I roamed the streets in the pouring rain, screaming his name for hours. Eventually, my fiance called and said he was home from work. I cried that the cat was gone, and he said, "What do you mean? He's on my lap." FML
Anonymous
Santee, United States
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Anonymous
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I am two months pregnant. Being super hormonal, I was crying about how much I was crying. My husband put his arms around me to comfort me, and I sobbed so hard that I threw up all over him. FML
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184886837272837 32
Don't worry, I'm sure the cat didn't take it to personally.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Atleast it wasn't wheezing and plotting to kill you. Oh wait, cats do always plot to kill you.
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CountWest 6
Well, I really hope this isn't the same wheezing cat as yesterday. If so... Told you. Cat's dead, you are an idiot.
paigexox0 37
Apparently when i was a baby our old cat used to use my crib as the bathroom..they really can be evil
smokecloud_ 37
He was just marking you as his. Your kitty REALLY loved you! :D
cryssycakesx3 23
my mom had a Chihuahua, Peppy, she had to get rid of for he incessantly barked at me when I was born
applebramble 22
Cats don't do that #44 . That's a dog thing
lovelyweirdo 4
your cat seem like it was mad at you for being born ._. because you took all the attention away from it
thelittlemissy 29
Hey, leave the poor kitty alone!
shivamtrivedi 24
Just be careful... Cats are known for taking revenge!
pwnman 33
OP, don't worry. The cat will not take it to heart if you spend a few minutes of love to it!
darwinism 30
Cats do not stare OP, they observe! I think it will keep an eye on you after this so be careful!
AlexRen 21
Yay,, pregnancy mood swings. Just playing.. Your cat didn't find it offensive. Hope you have a healthy beautiful baby:)
guterkamerad 6
Much worse than pms?
Mysterion345 11
Its OK OP, you're pregnant you get to get away with this stuff now simply because of hormones. Just think you'll be bringing a beautiful new life into this world soon, and that will help you through anything.
Ksweety_fml 27
Wow....