kat
United States
Today, I work at a debt collections center and I had to call my own father. Merry Christmas. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NorwegianMadman
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
still broke and jobless
United States
Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML
Anonymous
Johannesburg, South Africa
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
Furnando
Close to me
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Bashit
Bullard, United States
Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML
TodX
France
Today, I used my Christmas holiday time to open up a load of old letters. There were a lot of bills, of course, but there was also a note telling me that I'm due for a tax inspection. Merry F*ing Christmas! FML
CalebNotShomo
Houston, United States
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Merry sigma grindset!
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Canada
Who is this?
Today, a telemarketer called and asked if they could speak to my "Mommy or Daddy." I'm 25 years old. FML
dude, where's my balls? :(
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Anchorage, United States
Sleigh bells
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
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w26l32 0
On Christmas? Nightmare. Better be double time.
FPsLife 5
Seems like they would have regulations against that.
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Jf770 10
Oh god. I hate det collectors. I'm being harassed by one now.. They have the wrong number, and no matter how many times I tell them.. They keep calling 6 times a day at all hours. And I'm 14.
MzEvryday90 0
You are never allowed to call anybody you know, nor do you work christmas eve or day. I work in debt collections myself & thats what we follow, you would get fired if you did that. I'm not even allowed to contact people my friends know. It's a rule for all debt collection companies or they will be shut down. "today I got caught lying about how much my life sucks, FML" nice try.