Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
Today, I got a scratcher lottery ticket, scratched it in the store, and won $5,000! I screamed and danced around. The guy next to me shoved me over, yanked the ticket from my hands, and tore ass out the door. The cops couldn't find him. FML
Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML
Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML
Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML
Today, I found out I won a 20 000 dollar scholarship. After celebrating with my family by jumping around the room for a half-hour, we realized it was addressed to someone else with the same last name. When we called to tell her, she said it was weird because she had received my rejection letter. FML
Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML
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littlesarahxo 30
Princess Consuela Bananahammock?
ashlynh1212 9
What's your name?
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mattbaker 17
What is your name?
Saraishi 25
I'm sorry it about the raffle OP but you really only have two options: 1) Own it. It's your name, you're proud of it and anyone who has a problem with can go suck a lemon, or; 2) If it really, really, bothers you, not anyone else -you, have it legally changed.
archeryvsfire 5
CRAP BAG AND PRINCESS CONSUELLA BANANA HAMMOCK COMIN THROUGH
_Buttons_ 11
You Should Of Said Something. I Would Of And I get Embarrassed Easy
randome101 12
When looking in my school yearbook once, I saw a kid who's last name was Pizza
Sassie8810 9
Are you sure it wasn't Piazza?
ebrainer1 9
You can change your name or you can grow some confidence and make it mean something good to the people who hear it.
Colecto_fml 26
That sucks, bud YDI for not simply speaking up. A 'hello' would've sufficed
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Harry Butt?
ribisco 3
Esteban Julio Ricardo Dela Rosa Ramirez
sammyjanette 17
There's nothing wrong with that song.
tj4234 36
Don't mean to be one of those people, but shouldn't it be "unfortunatename"?