MilleeMacabre
United States
Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML
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SpicyDuck 22
I'd be pissed.
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
Why do you have to clean it up if he did it?
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Comments (142)
kevinnicki4life 9
Urine trouble
luminos_ 9
No.
SystemofaBlink41 27
No?
Vanillanougat 14
Yes. No.
Ultimate_No 7
What an awkward first sentence.
Ultimate_No 7
And now it's edited
zango1 15
In this instance I think you should make him clean up his own mess, hungover or not. If he ever tells you that he went to the bathroom to pee when drunk and the light turned on automatically for him he may be pissing in your refrigerator.
DropBearMeat 23
I am told by my parents that I almost pissed in the fridge in a hotel room while sleepwalking once. I guess that they must have been awakened by the light coming on and stopped me. I'd be embarrassed by the event, but I have no way of verifying that they weren't just puling my leg since I was asleep at the time. If it's the truth, **** their lives, I guess.
tj4234 36
He could have actually been asleep when he did this. Some sleeping disorders can cause this. It happens to my friend.
tinysocks 11
Unless that condition he's got includes two broken arms, he could still clean it up himself...
appelflap 22
Drag his nose through them.. Or hide them in his working bag.
ni0ve 9
YOU have to?! Yea right
Sandsh8rk 36
Pissing taking a piss...? Is it just me or does that not make sense?
eur0 14
Thats not normal he might have a disease like Alzheimers or something ,I would get it checked out.
SMHsohard 22
Or, he could have just been walking in his sleep. Perfectly healthy people doing weird shit in their sleep is very common. Why do people always go for the big ticket diseases when they hear one symptom? Personally, I blame WEBMd
eur0 14
I was thinking Alzheimer's because he didn't remember doing it and i thought he was awake while doing it ,but now that you mention sleep walking or in other words sleep peeing that makes alot more sense so good point.
SMHsohard 22
And at least he was doing something relatively innocuous (nasty, but innocuous). My college room mate tried to drive while asleep; fortunately she didn't actually have her keys in her hand.
EUPHORlA 12
"Today, I woke up to my husband pissing taking a piss..." Huh?
zilla52 12
sleep pissing its a real thing
zandalee 20
Especially if you are extremely pissed