Today, I woke up to a flooded basement. That basement is my bedroom, so I'm completely surrounded by water. All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, I got home from work, and saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, and found that it was flooded. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, and couch were all destroyed. Good thing he tried to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML
Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML
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Drifting 21
So you already have a zebra, and orangutan in your room? Lol
BauerMegan 31
You need a tiger? I know a guy...
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evig_fml 16
And now I'm going to jack this because I have some funny (actually horrible) puns to say :D That I want near the top because I am greedy... Well it looks like you are adrift in peril Your situation appears murky Well it appears you are sleeping with the fishes Did you wet your bed?
Jemm_fml 29
Soooo... you already have a turban, a boat and a thirst for adventure? Godspeed.
bluequinn98 5
I hear you on that one I woke up with my car down the street and a lake in my yard, maybe we can go paddle boating together lol
botanistjessica 24
40. Everything you just said was bad and you should feel bad.
AwkwardGoat 5
Me and you both.
MzZombicidal 36
#40, I love how wrong your description is right now.
evig_fml 16
My life is a story of contradictions good sir, how about yours? Besides you can't win every battle, but isn't it all worth it if you win the war?
EnterSandman_fml 20
Maybe if your boyfriend goes over you two can do some motorboating in all that water...
simsgirlgem 25
Okay op that sucks but that was very funny and I expect people to take this the wrong way and down me
feilsa17 6
That would be awesome!!!!