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yooitscallo Pekin, United States

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML

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Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol

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SweetSociopathy 24

So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

Must have been a Ruff dream.

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What the ****..

Sorry but reminds me of an episode of Toradora.

Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol

gatorgirl7563 22

What's wrong with you, OP? Puppies are CUTE! And shame on you for being disgusted by your were-dog shifter babies! Is your love really that shallow, you racist? Racist? Species-ist? Shifter-ist?

You've been watching too much Family Guy!

All the negativity. Go **** yourselves it was a dream. And I wanted to make it an FML. Grow the **** up please you children