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yooitscallo Pekin, United States

Today, I woke up from a dream in which my girlfriend gave birth to a litter of puppies. I can't even look at her now without getting nauseous. FML

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yooitscallo 8

Haha, ironically the next day my girlfriend asked me if we could get a puppy, I couldn't even explain to her as to why I nearly threw up. Lol

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SweetSociopathy 24

So, subconsciously, you think your girlfriend is a bitch?

Queen_bee1234 21

Must have been a Ruff dream.

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Comments (80)

ZoePapillon 16

I wish it would happen to me *wags *

sparkledoge 29

At least you didn't dream your dog was giving birth to your baby.

orsombre_fml 11

And who would be the father of her puppies? You DOG!

Bryce8 11

It was only just a dream!

creepyclowntown 10

you better tell her before she brings home a puppy or says she wants one

randomcritic 14

I'd rather have a litter of puppies than one human infant, but not literally!

Xion0014 20

As a kid i used to think that would happen to people who had sex with animals.

ouijacorn 9

Who was the father?

alicat089 18

nauseated*

Muttley9 13

No offense meant, but it was a dream. Reality is what physically transpires, not what you think or wished that happened. No counting counting what you see under the influence of mind ir perception altering substances either :)