Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling, "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I went to sneakily grab a snack without waking up my roommate. I was being extra quiet, tiptoeing like a ninja. I opened the fridge door slowly, but managed to knock over a stack of Tupperware boxes. The crash was so loud it could’ve woken the dead. My roommate appeared in the doorway, not amused. FML
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway of my office, texting and not paying attention, when I tripped on… nothing. I just practically face-planted onto the floor, and when I looked up, people chatting in the hallway were staring at me, and asked me if I had tripped over my own foot or if a ghost had pranked me. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
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Top comments
noparlpf 13
They're lucky nobody got hurt. Last time somebody jumped out at me in the dark as a "joke" I floored them before I realised what was going on.
greeneyebeauty9 28
They're right. It was the greatest prank ever. Lighten up, it's funny!
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disabledhuman 2
I would of stabbed someone. Great prank. But I certainly would have stabbed someone. One of my roommates would have had a hatchet buried in their forehead.
MurkwoodForest 24
I'm sorry but that is the greatest prank ever
CharlieM78 9
You used zombie and realistic in the same sentence YDI
blackonblight 33
I would have assumed mutant form of the flu and been on the CDC's website, but I'm pretty jumpy with stuff like that.
SrgntSprnkls77 15
They were testing you to see if you would be ready when the inevitable apocalypse comes. aaaaand you failed
worldclassrager 41
Well sure hope that doesn't show up on YouTube So the prank war begins
thenewgirl29 20
Don't feel bad OP I have a stupid fear of zombies. I think would have freaked out too.
OctoberJade 12
Good thing you weren't carrying a gun (I know some college students who do. Concealed permit for safety after late classes, etc.) or you could have 'accidentally' double-tapped one of them. O.O
Tobber 16
Pure gold.
aire101 16
Yeah, bc things like guns and large knives are totally allowed inside dormrooms and on campus, so you would have it as you walk out in the morning... all you Daryl wannabe's saying you would have these things in this situation are idiots.