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amanderpthepanda Redmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML

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I created this account to respond to some of your comments.. My cousin is a boy, and it was a very awkward explanation. I just told him that it's a girl thing and that he'll learn about it when he's older. I don't think it affected him that much. Also, #7, I enjoyed your comment the most.

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Boom. Life lesson. If your cousin asks, just tell him/her sometimes you have to just pull some strings to get by.

What did 7 say its no longer there

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josh7279 7

You just scarred the kid for life.

Tell him it's like a toy box.

FML_14u2c 14

Some do put toys in that box...

Oh geez, unless the kid had an eagle eye view directly into her crotch area, probably had no clue what was going on. It's a FOUR year old. More like "welcome to your future life of a parent to a four year old". True story

Looks like you're in a bloody mess

PaintedTempest 14

I bet that was fun to explain.

I've seen my mom putting tampons in several times when I was a child. She told me it was something women did, and that was enough for me.

RedPillSucks 33

Tell him it's just like when Andy pulled Woodys' string so he could say "There's a snake in my boots" Your phrase will be "What a bloody mess".

**** both of your lives!

Maybe you should tell your cousin its time for a new lock

That kid will be scared for life!