Today, I went to my uncle's house to celebrate Christmas. His kids don't have their own phones so I let them play with mine. They sent all my contacts messages saying I love them, including two of my ex-girlfriends who both immediately wanted to make up and started to frantically call me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandparents thought it would be acceptable to give me and my wife Christmas presents to take to my ex-wife, along with a card saying how much they missed her and to get in touch with them next time she is in town. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
Today, I sent my ex's mom several pics of the kids from our recent outing. Being the kids' grandmother, she loved them. Later, I got a barrage of angry, insulting and threatening texts from my ex's new girlfriend, saying that since he and I are no longer together, I should have no contact with his family. FML
Today, I was at my cousin's house. We weren't spending time together because he was always texting. After a couple of minutes, I got jealous. I played a ringtone on my cell, and "answered" it. I had a whole conversation with nobody in an attempt to seem somewhat more popular than a 10-year-old. FML
Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
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Top comments
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It's not your problem that they don't have their own phones. Sounds like they're too young and immature to have them, anyway. You shouldn't have let them use it.
coolmike699 26
And now you know why the kids don't have their own phones.
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Comments (32)
RosesThorn17 7
when will society learn that kids aren't to be trusted with anything because they are awful little goblins?
enginsteve 17
i love how this is upvoted...
gsiebold 8
For future reference, your uncles kids are your cousins...
Lalala579121 28
Since the uncle was already mentioned in a previous sentence, it's both simpler and more clarifying to specify that they are his kids.
kitty_cat98 1
any particular reason you would keep your exs phone numbers ???
FaerieKitteh 9
Finally. Someone asks the important questions.
Gazerman100 13
Because they might still be friends
The_Basileus 9
Guess you now know why they don't have phones of their own. They clearly aren't mature enough.
Goblin182 27
Maybe there is a reason their parents won't let them have a phone.
band13geek 16
This is why you never give children technology. But if you ever really have to, lock the internet and any messaging app.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It's not your problem that they don't have their own phones. Sounds like they're too young and immature to have them, anyway. You shouldn't have let them use it.
Tenbed 10
<p>Sounds like there is a reason they don't have phones. You deserved it.</p>
Hillyard 10
You should never have allowed them unsupervised access to your phone. And delete your ex's.
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
This is why you never give your phone to anybody