Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
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Rhyno 0
To explain a bit more in detail, I pulled a U-Turn and the dog ran out of the yard and boom... It was a medium sized dog, I drive an SUV and didn't see it as I was making the turn. I didn't even know they had a dog... haha The following 20 minutes were probably the most uncomfortable of my life, after I knew the dog was fine I kinda laughed nervously and left. "Hi I'm the guy who is dating your daughter, sorry about the dog"... Live and you learn.
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Luckster 0
Ouch!! Not a good first impression one bit! I'm sorry!!
suntherian 4
How is making out with your significant other somehow worse then KILLING THE FAMILY PET? You got some priority issues, man.
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Comments (425)
heavyop 0
#26 It's not like he saw the dog and kept going dumbshit. He probably was nervous about meeting the parents and was trying to not hit anything else to stop to look for some little dog next to him
blonde_xox 0
lmfao that is so funny. people need to calm the **** down about grammer btw
TJStarzZ 8
I think you meant Grammar, btw. Here's a Blonde Moment for the day, folks.
testing_fml 0
While we're being pedantic, not every Noun needs Capitalization (this Website is not in German after all).
burrito_supreme 0
that sucks,
greasy_broad 0
That ******* sucks. When I was little I was on the bus coming home from school and our bus driver not only ran over some kids dog, but then backed over it. I would have died if I was directly involved in either situation.
brkn_hearted 0
you ******* bastard, watch whre you're ******* going you ********!
RiChY_BaBy08 0
whoa.. that sucks.. i'm wondering how tempted you were to keep driving lol
IshitCAKES 0
Well atleast you got free dinner ;) Hope her family likes dog
meg8989 0
why are the people here always so unsympathetic? Who cares if he didn't spell they're/their right? God. give the man a break. Anyway, it sounds like as long as the dog will be OK, you might not be too screwed. If anyone ever killed my dog I would set fire to their car.
ThatsAli3 0
omg. That is probably a sign that the relationships not going to go well. = ) If you plan on seeing her still.... i hope she doesn't have any more pets... ; )
Chicka_87 0
OMMG THATS HORRIBLE:( YDI