Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I have dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML
Today, I had to explain to a lady at Walmart that my mom, who is rather big-boned, actually suffers from fibromyalgia and arthritis, which is why she has to use motor carts. She didn't believe us, and called my mom "selfish". This is a common occurrence. FML
Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML
Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
Today, I walked into the gym to do legs and walked up to the leg press machine where a trainer was taking weights off. I asked him if he was about to use the machine and he gave me an odd look and said no, then walked back to his client who was in a wheelchair. FML
Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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boysinabooth 4
That's happened to me before. Right after I got out of the hospital from surgery I had to wait after some fat ass who needed a motorized cart. People like that seriously don't give a shit. They looked at me and saw that I was probably more able to walk because I didn't have 300lbs hanging over my body.
MrNiceGuy518 3
Why do fat people need motorized carts? Can't they just like, roll?
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cowboyy_fml 0
omg I would kick the ugly fatties out of the chair and make them roll on the ground and tell them to go lose weight cuz it's their own fault that they can't walk. ugh I hate fat ppl ******* piss me off!!!!
mageoreh 0
You just contradicted almost everything you wrote on your profile.
Zombies_eat_Nath 0
you call yourself a Christian? you make me sick bro
rockyraccoon28 8
agreed with 87 and 115. be careful what you say. seriously.
cowboyy_fml 0
that was not me who wrote that comment that was my obnoxious cousin sorry
5t3ff1k4h 47
I doubt that since most of your comments have the same tone and style of typing.
steeledwolf 8
hey isn't obesity one of the sins? I'm asking you cuz your a fellow christain
5t3ff1k4h 47
195 - I'm sure it's not. Then again, everything's a sin, really.
cowboyy_fml 0
u don't even know. me and my couon are just alike. and here is my opinion about bigger ppl....I think when big ppl complain that they are fat it's really stupid and annoying. but when a big person is actually trying and not sitting around and complaining, I don't see anything annoying or stupid.
cowboyy_fml 0
I mean me and my cousin..we are just alike we even kind of look alike but I promise all of y'all that was not me it was him
Djosef_fml 0
Hypocritical Christian telling lies. Don't go deeper into the religous stereotype please. My meter is about to explode.
jellyfish_735 0
way to go walmart make fat ppl even lazier! :p
IBMoondance23 0
call home office 1-800-walmart
ImaginaryFoe 1
To complain about what? The bottom line is all of the things were in use. The manager isn't going to kick someone else off or perform triage to see who needs it most. OP has no way of knowing what kinds of conditions those other people may have had and it doesn't matter if they were avoidable conditions. When I had surgery and was unable to walk, my doctor prescribed a wheelchair. The motorised things would've been a welcome break in stores since the basket is attached but I had my wheelchair to fall back on if they were in use. If you had a true inability to walk, OP, you would've had one, too. What about the non-electric wheelchairs the store usually has? It sounds like you're just pissed because you didn't get to be as lazy as you're accusing the obese of being.
MrBond007_fml 6
that's what you get for going to wall-mart... wow I'm surprised no one said that yet...
BBoureaux 8
What's wrong with Wal-Mart?
twitchtail 21
Oh I hate Walmart! It's creepy and gross! *shiver* I much prefer Target
preetss 0
it's okay, fat people can't help themselves but I am glad you could
krazy_glu3 0
they NEED to walk!!! they need to get their ass out of the chair and give it to someone who REALLY needs it. crap like that pisses me off
ohSNAPyall 27
If the carts were being used all over the store, you shouldn't have to wait long for one to be available.
brentfahey 0
they should make fatpeople park in the parking spots on the far end of the parking lot
krazy_glu3 0
exactly!!!! that's what Ive been saying!!!!!
dede9_fml 0
The sign will say: parking for fatties. Nice idea!
krazy_glu3 0
I understand. I have two babies and at walmart I have to use the family restroom to change their diapers, only to wait five minutes to see ONE PERSON walk out. ONE PERSON using up thefriggn FAMILY BATHROOM!! it's gotten to the point where I call them out on it. there's no room in the ladies restrooms for a buggy. people clearly don't take other people into consideration.. I'm sorry for you OP..
cadillacgal79 32
Actually a lot of people prefer to use the family one because of privacy reasons, some people don't like using the stall one, my advice to you is don't be so quick to judge.
shiloh11 0
Been in a similar situation except i was 6 months pregnant and had just had surgery on my leg...a fat woman tried to take my cart from me. Fat people should just suck it up and loose some damn weight!
srgsk9 9
I'd have called her out. Surgery and pregnant? You definitely needed it, that fat **** can walk.