Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML
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OP here, okay for all of those who are retarded and have never tried to submit an FML before, you only get 300 characters. Most people can put together that I got my food, went home, and put the drink on my window sill and fell asleep. I wasn't exactly thinking that the ice melted when I was more than half asleep and thirsty. I'm sorry that I can't describe my experience in intricate detail for all the retards that don't understand normal human talk. Thank you very much.
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
that makes me want to die.
siphorsoul 0
that's disturbing
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Comments (178)
Casualt1234 0
put it on your window sill to save for later? how the hell does that make sense? 1: it will get hot if its sunny outside 2: fridge???
crzy4anime 0
oh dayum, that must be VERY tramatizing
Crash5510 0
Something like that happened to me. They taste like salt and vinegar chips, right?
xdorkasaur 0
How in the hell do you mistake an ice cube for a roach?
Ohmygoshhh 0
oh wow, yuck! At first i thought you said a **** went down your throat, but then i finished it.
rustyrox 0
YDI don't eat junk
goblin_911 0
fyl for having a cockroach in your drink but... ydi for thinking an icecube and a cockroach felt at all the same
Mariee265 0
why put it on the window sill? what about a table? that's what they're there for.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Wow, you all fail when it comes to reading comprehension. She went to the drive-thru.../facepalm. OP; that sucks -.-" One time, I was at Friendly's, and when I finished eating, there was a little cockroach scuttering around under my food x_x
krankypoptart 0
EEEEWWWWWW.. there is nothing else to say.