Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML
Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML
Today, while I was working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML
Sir…
Today, I was at a restaurant with some friends, trying to be cultured by ordering in French. I confidently said to the waiter, “Je voudrais le poulet, s'il vous plaît.” The waiter stared at me and said, “Sir, this is a Chinese restaurant.” FML
Today, whilst working my waitressing job, I had a patron lose his rag at me because there was too much "green stuff" in his salad. What did he expect? Chicken? FML
Is that even legal?
Today, I went to the cafeteria at work like I usually do, but couldn't find anything I liked. Turns out there's a new policy in place: the cafeteria is now serving only vegan foodstuffs. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
People suck
Today, the family I was serving had ordered calamari and when I brought out the food, they started yelling at me because apparently their daughter was allergic to it. Just why would you order it then? FML
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senor_octubre 24
Hey at least they didn't offer you a salad with meat in it...oh wait...
rhysfucker 24
"Yeah, hold the chicken..."
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Comments (117)
NthDakotaBeaches 12
Take the chicken off? Not a huge deal to not have vegetarian options depending on where you were eating...
B00K_L0V3R93 31
You do realise that Chicken Caesar Salads also contains bacon, egg, and Parmesan cheese. Not to mention the dressing which usually contains anchovies and eggs. Leaving out the chicken won't make it vegetarian.
BlaqMontana 16
you mentioned egg twice.. we get it!
Kahli21 15
Some people get sick from the smell of chicken, not to mention -there's still 'residue' of chicken on it-. There are people who have allergies to meat/fish/seafood and choose a vegetarian diet because of it, and you could cause serious problems by "just picking it off".
Kahli21 15
I wonder if you'd say that for someone with a severe peanut allergy eating a dish with a peanut garnish ( like some Thai food ). -shakes head-
glabberfasted 16
Eggs and Parmesan cheese do not affect a vegetarian's diet, 47. You're thinking of a vegan diet.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Do they understand the concept of being a vegetarian?
MrThump 16
What??! Wait, chickens aren't vegetables??
gunzerker 8
Are you illiterate?
SammysLostShoe 4
Who are you talking to?
tantanpanda 26
OP because they can't read the ingredients in the food they're ordering. In America, all menus have listed ingredients. it should be fairly obvious if a dish has any animal products.
Fairyjoshy 13
Actually, you're the illiterate one. Read the OP again. Then re-read it. Then re-re-read it until you realize what you just did. Also you're wrong. 99% of menus don't list ingredients anyways. I've checked because there's specific foods I can't stomach if they contain certain ingredients.
sandman676 20
Next time just ask for a menu
kbecks87 16
This! It's really not the waiters job to read for you or find way to accommodate your food preferences. That's why they print all the offered dishes in one convenient place -- and let YOU pick the one that works for you. And be smart, if your A vegetarian or otherwise have a strict diet to maintain, check the menu online before you go. It is your personal responsibility to maintain your preferred diet, not the waiters or the restaurants.
Kahli21 15
Some menus don't actually list all the ingredients ( like.. most.. ) and the name of the dish itself doesn't necessarily tell you anything about it. For example, "croque monsieur" literally means "to bite Mister". It doesn't tell you that it's a grilled ham and cheese sandwich with Bechamel sauce. Way too many Asian restaurants will leave out the fact that fish sauce is used in a lot of things, anchovy paste is used often, etc. Even kimchi, which is just spicy fermented cabbage, is often made with fish sauce.
DaBlacky 31
actually, croque monsieur means "crunchy mister" ;)
Miss_Mandi 29
Ah, what variety. Restaurant of the year.
TomeDr 25
My brothers friend is gluten intolerant and asked at a restaurant if a particular dish had gluten. He was told no. Well, what is the breading made from? Oh, it's just flour! Never assume the waitstaff knows what you're talking about!
gracehi 33
You're right, but gluten-free has only recently become a widely recognized thing and still isn't very common. You'd think even the most unworldly person would know what it means to be vegetarian.
Kahli21 15
They don't. Way too many people think that vegetarians and vegans can eat fish or seafood, and it's common in a lot of Asian countries to add those things to dishes.. and never tell you they're in it. Doesn't bode well for people who are allergic or can't digest it.
Bobi09 2
I completely understand you,I'm a vegan too and the most of ppl will never understand it.
tdawg91 17
Because bacon, that's why they don't understand
nevereyes 31
Of course most people won't, most people like eating healthy and properly.
LordVaper 14
Eating an animal who was vegetarian is partially vegetarian-ok, isn't it? ;-)
roys1girl 18
*facepalm*