Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML
Today, I felt like doing a good deed, so when I bought something at a store I told the cashier to keep the change. The cashier then panicked and said, “What do I do???” Turns out, I was her first ever customer. FML
Today, I received a food delivery. The bag was huge. I thought the restaurant had made a mistake and given me extra food. I checked the receipt; it said, “Special note: For our hungriest customer. Extra napkins!” They'd remembered me from last time I ordered a ton of food. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, a customer complained he never got his sandwich, even though I put it in the oven, dressed it up and served it to him. When I went to clear his table off, I saw the sandwich basket. We had to give him his money back. FML
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Top comments
goldfishgod 20
That sounds like an episode of Spongebob.
esu 5
Maybe he needed it more than you did
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Comments (152)
QQMorePlox 18
Think twice before being nice
hateevryone 15
That's crazy. I bet next time you'll learn.
vettle 6
Couldn't have been more than 5 dollars if you were waiting in a line up to order.
lilypad7275 0
Hopefully it's not an expensive restaurant.
deezybz 0
first world problems...
TDM_15 2
That sucks
MigraineurOfLife 15
They say... No good deed goes unpunished.
shanemc1991 0
Ohh boo hoo. Heaven forbid you have to pay for lunch.
Keyboard_Cat 2
They might give the 101th $101!
Dirty_Minded_FML 2
Kill the ****
muFilter 19
Yeah, because only worthless people look at the menu!
downtime 13
Of course, everyone knows whats on the menu in any new establishment before they walk inside. Something tells me this dickbags idea of eating out consists of McDonalds and Burger King so he has the menu memorised.