Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Today, desperate for work, I went into a shop and asked the owner if he had any spare jobs to fill. He looked me up and down and sneered, "Yes, but not for people like... you." FML
Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML
Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML
Today, I found out why the only business in town that operates in my chosen industry won’t hire me. Several months ago, my father antagonised the owner, bringing up my name in the process. I haven’t spoken to the man in five years. FML
Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You should sue! Demonic Possession is clearly covered by the Americans with Disabilites Act. He has to hire you and keep your office at 900 degrees to accommodate your demon.
pokefan813 16
Maybe you should find an exorcist...
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Comments (159)
angelinaanimerg 7
Believe me. You dont wanna work for anyone so ******* crazy and unporffesional
isaiaah 6
Bring a bucket of holy water and take a sip, then look them in the eye and finish it like a boss
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Get the motherfucking salt.
cetlawizard 15
Sounds to me like maybe the old guy wanted to hire you to replace the turd that told you that you weren't being hired & he knew it, so he didn't want you to come back....as long as this turd keeps new hirers away, he has job security...I'd have simply gone & asked if what the son had said was true...maybe you could have become the kid's replacement after all.
TheCorruptid1 6
That's very intimate thinking..... I respect that. Just don't strain yourself bro. :)
DaSnake54 2
The family's name didn't happen to be Winchester, did it?
OffToTheGayBar 9
"Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?" Best. Line. Ever. The word "cunting" is awesome.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You really want to work at place where the owner believes in that type stuff?
ezelisko 1
Maybe you should call Sam and Dean!
mightymart 5
Maybe it's a good thing you didnt work for an old fool like that after all.. Jussayin
Flora_fml 6
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.