Today, I went to a big job interview. Everything went well at first, with the interviewer being impressed by my CV. I was then interrogated over not having a Facebook account, and practically accused of being a criminal, because people without them "always have something to hide". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an important job interview at another company. I'd tried to keep it secret from everyone at work, so they wouldn't tell my boss, as I can't afford to get on his bad side yet. My mom posted on my Facebook wall, wishing me luck. I'm Facebook friends with most of my colleagues. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. Eventually, the guy subtly enquired about my political beliefs. He seemed pretty laid-back and cool, so I told him, at which point he just chuckled and told me to leave. When I threatened to report him, he just said, "Who're they gonna believe, you or me?" FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I had a job interview that I really wanted to nail. Everything was great until the interviewer asked me why I left my last job. I meant to say, "I felt it was time for a new challenge," but instead I said, "I felt tired of pretending to care." The look on their face was priceless. Needless to say, but I don't think I'll get the job. FML
Today, during a job interview, I spent an eternity telling them everything about my experience, my character, my passions, and my previous jobs. Next thing I know, the recruiter said, “Now let’s get to the part where you tell us something about yourself!” FML
Today, during a job interview, the interviewer asked me to "tell me a little about myself." Nervous, I started with, "Well, I was born at a very young age…" I'm pretty sure I won’t get the job. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I have a Facebook account, and I said I do. I had to politely smile as he spent the next half hour insulting me for supposedly being glued to it 24/7, before claiming that it's all a CIA front to steal people's social security details. Why are nutjobs like this even alive? FML
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xNephilim 19
Well, what are you trying to hide? On a more serious note, if they're that suspicious, you might not want to work with them anyway.
iSpasticFantasti 14
Well, that sucks a tonne, Facebook is overrated anyway.
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FlyingPie 17
I don't understand why potential employers are so insistent about knowing all the personal details about their applicants these days. I've even heard that some employers ask that their applicants give them their Facebook passwords, and I find that rather hard to believe. Personal details about your life should only be shared among friends, and employers should keep a professional distance, unless of course you and them get along really well and develop a trust around each other.
Ray_of_midnight 23
In a job market where any opening can generate hundreds if not thousands of applications, companies want a way to sort through applications quickly and without having to put too much effort in. Sadly, "Was photographed doing a kegstand five years ago" seems to be one such criterion. Pretty soon we're gonna hit a point where only the ten percent of us who are completely dead-boring and never did anything questionable, dubious, or shady in our entire lives will be the only people who can get a job. What an awful world that will be.
FlyingPie 17
I agree that it would be frightening. And what about the people who don't use Facebook or any other social media sites? Would employers not hire them because they can't verify them and therefore can't trust them? What I really don't agree with is an employer asking for applicants' passwords. Giving someone your passwords is like giving someone the key to your house for them to come in and snoop around. It's really not necessary, and I'd think it would be against the law as an invasion of privacy.
Maria_Obligacia 14
"never have done anything shady" is absolutely not the same as 'boring". And "stupid" is absolutely not the same as "fun" ;)
jmcr 27
Bs i dont have a fb because its overrated
zyme 11
Make a MySpace page and show that at your next interview, lol
neroid 4
I would refuse to discuss whether or not I have a presence on facebook during the interview... unless its for a social media related position, its totally irrelevant. Best not to say anything because its not the norm, and super-extroverted people will judge you harshly for not being a part of this trend.
saffy66 34
Checking out potential employees on Facebook is a big thing for many employers. If your lack of a Facebook account comes up in future interviews, be prepared with a really sensible-sounding answer - like "I value my privacy and I prefer to deal with people face to face or via telephone". Sorry about the job OP. Incidentally I have Facebook but in a false name for reasons related to my work. It's not a crime not to want to have it.
maddelise 16
At least you have a FML account!
la_puta_madre 4
This has happened to me too. I remember that they pointed out that I dont have FB before I had a chance to inform them I dont. That means they had already checked on themselves... Felt horrible!!
firefly319 7
I think his logic is backwards. From all my studies of the worst criminals, they are eager for others to praise them, or react otherwise, but most yearn for attention. Screw that job OP. If they are willing to dismiss you over something so insignificant, be glad and walk away.
Madz1229 4
Hmmmm I guess I have something to hide as well, as I also do not have Facebook.. Talk about paranoid.
badactor009 0
Stupid logic. I have no criminal history and don't have a Facebook account and never will.